AW SNAP MOTHERFUCKERS.


GUESS WHO'S BACK ON THE SCENE TO SCHOOL ALL YOU PALE-SHIT NEW-STEP NERDCORE POSERS?

AWWWWW YEAH HONKIES. PIMP DADDY WELFARE.

YOU BETTER FUCKING REPRESENT.
BOW DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING KING YOU BUSTER-ASS BITCHES.

DO NOT MAKE ME PULL OUT THE FLAMING SKULL GIFS

'CAUSE WE DOIN' THIS WEB 1.0 STYLE NOW NIGGAS

DO NOT MAKE ME REMIND YOU WHO WAS TANNING YOUR HOPPER ASSES WHILE YOU WERE STILL DOWNLOADING .WAVS OFF USENET.

AIN'T NO TAG CLOUD HERE TO SAVE YOUR BITCHASS
AIN'T NO USERS VOTING ON WHETHER THIS IS HIS WORST ALBUM YET.

DO NOT MAKE ME REMIND YOU WHO WAS MAKING YOU GIGGLE BEFORE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WRAPPED HER CRUD-CRUST COMMITMENT TENTACLES AROUND YOU.
DO NOT MAKE ME REMIND YOU WHO COULD ACCIDENTALLY SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THEN PUSH HER SKANK ASS DOWN THE FIRE ESCAPE AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.
SHE WOULD BUY HIM A CARD AFTER.

DO NOT FRONT WITH ME, BITCHES.


MASTERING AND BEATS BY HDJ JEWBOY
DOPE-ASS RHYMES BY PIMP DADDY WELFARE
UNAUTHORIZED HOSTING BY JIML2



Y'ALL BETTER SHOW YOUR RESPECT. CUNTSUCKAS.
Download "The Steven Seagal of Rap Music" in one 7z archive


track listing for those of you punk-asses still on the fence
CLICK LINK TO DOWNLOAD. YOU WILL NEED AN MP3 PLAYER TO PLAY THESE.
  1. The Steven Seagal of Rap Music
  2. It's A Good Thing
  3. Fuck the Criminals(beats by A. Humble)
  4. Thai Flame (beats by DJ Lowrise)
  5. Parcopresis
  6. Elmo: Bloodlines
  7. Mrs. Buttersworth
  8. Panacea
  9. Not Fat, American
  10. Jack, Jim & Johnnie

!!!NEW NEW NEW!!! hit remix of Parcopresis by DJ Jimmel, who may or may not be the person hosting this website. Let's just say that this remix is destined to be the #1 SUMMER DANCE HIT OF WINTER 2009! DOWNLOAD IT HERE Y'ALL




you still thinkin', son??
QUIT DICKIN' AND GET CLICKIN'


Website copy, right? JimL2
All music and lyrics copied rite by PDW and HDJ Jewboy.




made in -nano- via ssh
optimized for firefox on windows xp because that's all i got

~revision 3 12/19/09~